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Elizabeth ‘Pocahontas’ Warren’s Heritage Appropriated by a Mosquito
There’s not even a gnat’s degree of separation between Elizabeth Warren, 1024th Breed Indian maiden, and Elizabeth Warren, just your average 99 44/100’s Pure White Girl.
Thanks Anon in MT
Gives New Meaning to “Short Bus”
We didn’t have great buses like this to get to stool when I was a kid. We had to walk barefoot, in the snow, uphill both ways, to get stooled.
Thanks Anon in MT
Meanwhile In Canada – For Want Of A Nail, Eh?
Speaking allegorically about Canada’s War on Drugs – “For Want of a Nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.” Now don’t bogart that joint, my friend….
Lollipop Land Welcome Agent
He’s on his way to work as an “Official Lollipop Land Munchkin Welcome Agent”. The ‘crocs‘ are just for traveling to the jobsite – he’ll be donning his Official Munchkin-approved Footwear before beginning his greeter duties.
“The Wizard of Oz” – A Munchkin Welcome
https://youtu.be/6KSiyaqnZYs
Darwin’s Sparkler Brigade
From Bic lighters to sparklers, Darwin’s Brigade boys keep testing the limits of stupid human tricks. Pass the burn ointment, please. Gag….that burn ointment really, really tastes bad. And that ‘Eau de Tongue’ aroma….? Gnarly.