Just remember. If your cat can’t murder you, she’ll settle for murdering the entire world.
Cats
Kitty Schadenfreude
Heh. Watch your back now. Kitty will try to murder you to get even for the humiliation. You will never be able to sleep again.
Schadenfreude Is A Bitch, Kitty
**Disclaimer – “No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of This Film” but some humiliation did occur. Heh.
I ‘Wuv’ My ‘Liddle’ Birdie Friend…
…until I decide I’m tired of playing and eat you.
The Great Kitty Breakout
I wonder which kitty is the ‘Alpha-male‘ of the pair?
Speaking of ‘Alpha Males’ and Escapes ….
Paul Newman “Cool Hand Luke (1967)”
Steve McQueen – “The Great Escape (1963)”
Clint Eastwood – “Escape From Alcatraz (1979)”
Poor Kitty – Just A Shadow Of Herself
Kitty is worn to a frazzle trying to keep up with Donald Trump’s Tweets – and he’s golfing today.
**Kitty’s name is ‘Lil Pussy, but juxtaposing a little pussy with Donald Trump always causes a shit-storm.
Kitty Would Love You For Some Bacon
But only until the bacon’s gone, then Kitty goes back to trying to figure out how to murder you.
