Why Don’t You Give Howard A ‘Shout’, Howard….

Howard Dean, the infamous ‘Screamer’, accuses Howard Schultz of talking “gibberish”.  Oh, what a short memory you have Mr. Dean.  I’d say you were ‘Mr. Gibberish’ incarnate.

2004: The Scream That Doomed Howard Dean

Speaking Of Old, White, Democratic Presidential Candidates….

Joe still hasn’t announced, but he’s close….? Maybe…? Then again….?

From Politico, “Biden’s polling lead shaky ahead of 2020 decision“.

Joe Biden’s big lead in early Democratic 2020 polling might be a bunch of malarkey.

While most polls show the former vice president hovering around 30 percent of the Democratic primary vote, well ahead of second-place Sen. Bernie Sanders, two recent surveys paint a starkly different picture — raising the question of whether Biden is a real front-runner or just has big name-recognition.

Ya better pull the trigger, Joe, ’cause you’re gonna be about a 100Hundred years old by the time the next chance rolls around. Just sayin…

Run, Creepy Joe, Run!

Breitbart notes this gem about Joe Biden and a possible 2020 Presidential run, “Family Clears Joe Biden to Run for President in 2020.”  We say, “Run Gropin’ Joe, run!”

“From being pushed, prodded by my son Hunter, and my wife Jill, and my daughter, we just had a family meeting with all the grandkids too, and there is a consensus that they, the most important people in my life, want me to run,” Biden said.

Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential 2020 Run – Get Ready For Some ‘Free Shit’ People

NPR’s wet dream Headline Here, “Bernie Sanders Launches 2020 Presidential Campaign, No Longer An Underdog.

That old commie, Bernie, is beginning to look like Fidel in his dotage. And all good Pols need a good campaign car – so help Bernie pick his out from among the finest that his Second (or Third, depending on whether there’s any toilet paper left in Venezuela) most favorite Social Paradise has to offer. What’s Bernie’s First most favorite Socialist Paradise? Here’s a hint. It’s where he spent his….wait for it. Honeymoon!  So pick your favorite and let Bernie know.  Of course, that’s assuming that internet, email, or phone service still works in Caracas.

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