Ted Cruz is pulling out all the stops in order to win the New Hampshire Primary constest. He even dug up Grandpa to lead the cheering during the debate last night.
With Hillary (I’m not a crook) Clinton and Bernie (Here’s your free shit) Sanders as Presidential candidates, the new Democratic Party decided they needed to trade their old Jackass mascot in for a more contemporary model.
Find out which Democratic candidate, Bernie “the Commie” Sanders or Hillary the “‘effing Liar” Clinton, will be the first to blame the Koch Brothers for the Robot Uprising.