The secret of unlimited, free, clean energy is being suppressed by PETA. Watch. And believe.
WTF
WTF – Veggie Burger?
I thought my eyeballs were on crooked when I read this ad. But I did book my plant tour at the Abattoir Road location. Sounds like a hoot.
Rocket Man
I never understood the term “Crotch Rocket” until now.
Puppetmaster
This is probably an allegory for “Big Government” and “Entitlements” and “Social Engineering”, but for the life of me, I can’t explain how. Maybe it’s just about a crazy old lady puppeteer with too much time on her hands.
Newton’s Third Law of Powerwashing
For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
This means that for every force there is a reaction force that is equal in size, but opposite in direction. That is to say that whenever an object pushes another object it gets pushed back in the opposite direction equally hard.
Opening Day
As the days grow cold, the leaves turn glorious and the hint of wood smoke hangs in the air, hunters everywhere reminisce of seasons past.
ScienceFaire – Flashlight
Today, kiddies, your lesson is how to make a homemade “flashlight”. It’s true, though, you may not want to try this one at home.
Isn’t that the definition of oxymoron? Homemade? Don’t try at home? Hmm.
