Sometimes you know your luck is on a roll (rolling boulder pun intended) and it’s your day to play the lotto, head for the track, or find a nice dry seat in front of a slot machine. ‘Cause you are a winner today!
Daily Darwin – Tastes Like Stupid
Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”
Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”
Finger lickin’ good.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Menage a trois
Lamar Odom has nothing on Abdullah, here. Lamar wanted a couple of girls for a hump, but Abdullah’s girls have a couple of humps. And he says he don’t need no stinkin’ Viagra, either.
The Urban Dictionary – Menage a trois
Hot Halloween Costume
It’s a burqa Knight Rider! Hey, KITT. How’s it hanging? Where’s Michael? You guys score some goodies tonight?
Knight Rider (1982 TV series)
That’s Adventure
Take 2:42 and enjoy a true adventure in Rube Goldberg ingenuity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlKy9JtTYxQ
Found on American Digest
Smashing Pumpkins – again
Here’s a few more wonderful pumpkin creations.
PC Guide to the Galaxy
Call me crazy (unless that’s too UN-PC), I thought Halloween costumes by their very nature were supposed to be edgy, stretching the bounds of good taste. But no, left to the campus PC Police, it’s plain vanilla for us all. Did I just step in it with the “vanilla” reference? Impossible, isn’t it?
According to RT.com, “Colleges are providing costume consultants, flowcharts for Halloween sensitivity“.
Universities are nipping politically incorrect costumes in the bud this Halloween. Some have put up sensitivity flowcharts and flyers with the phone numbers of consultants students can call to make sure their costume doesn’t offend anyone.
“Unsure if your costume is offensive? Don’t be scared to ask questions,” a State University of New York at Geneseo poster reads, with the contact information of no less than five campus officials listed below.
If that wasn’t enough, Geneseo also provided a flowchart to show them the way of inclusive Halloween partying.
Wesleyan University implemented a similar measure this year to combat insensitivity.
“Check yourself and your friend,” the flyer advises, suggesting that students ask if their costumes “mock cultural religious symbols such as dreadlocks, headdresses, afros, [and] bindis” or “trivialize human suffering, oppression, and marginalization.”