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Alexandria “Free Shit” Ocasio-Cortez
Hey, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! You Forgot The Rest of Your Socialist Retreaded Canards
Even a retreaded tire is more useful than a retreaded canard.
Some other 1950’s and 1960’s Socialist Paradise retreads.
Venezuela – Just Another Democratic-Socialist Shithole
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Democratic-Socialist and former bartender, have a drink of what Socialism brought the Venezuelans. Then take your case of dysentery to a hospital in Caracas – that is, assuming there’s any electricity, clean water, or medical supplies left in the city.
Reuters reports, “Desperate Venezuelans swarm sewage drains in search of water.”
As Venezuela’s five-day power blackout left homes without water, Lilibeth Tejedor found herself looking for it on Monday in the last place she would
have imagined – a drain pipe feeding into a river carrying sewage through the capital, Caracas.
Unlike the fetid liquid flowing through the Guaire river, the water emerging from the pipe was at least clear. Those who gathered to collect it said the water had been released by local authorities from reservoirs.
AOCD – The Newest Psychological Disorder Added To DSM-5
AOCD is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ contribution to the lexicon of the DSM-5 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders). That condition coupled with Trump Derangement Syndrome threatens to wipe out the Democratic Party by 2020.
A Fairy Named Alexandria
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), the Free Shit Fairy.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – Twitter Witch
And she’s been a busy, a very busy witch, too. The Daily Caller reports today, “SCOOP: ETHICS GROUP TO FILE HOUSE COMPLAINT ON OCASIO-CORTEZ’S TWITTER USE.”
A Washington, D.C.-based ethics group is claiming that New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s social media usage violates House ethics rules against using taxpayer resources for political purposes.
Ocasio-Cortez’s political Instagram account contains direct links to her House Instagram account and includes a link for political contributions, alongside posts of official video footage on the House floor, according to a complaint Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust (FACT) plans to file Thursday with the Office of Congressional Ethics. The group claims these actions violate House ethics rules.
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Need a New Diet Plan? Try Socialism
Tired of paying those big $Bucks for Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, or NutriSystem diet plans that don’t work because your end up eating an entire month’s worth of food portions in a week? No willpower? Remove temptation and remove the need for any willpower or self-restraint. Vote for Socialism. That’s right! A vote for Democratic-Socialist Bernie Sanders or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (or any of the other taggers-on pretenders) could mean that you might lose more weight than you ever thought possible. And the only workout needed is to pull that voting lever for a Democrat.
