
Another Bad Two Weeks For “The Zuck” And The Big Faceplant Book
So what’s a mere $73.5 Billion among ‘friends’. Heh.
YCharts Facebook Market Cap
March 29, 2018 | 464.19B |
March 28, 2018 | 444.55B |
March 27, 2018 | 442.20B |
March 26, 2018 | 464.97B |
March 23, 2018 | 463.03B |
March 22, 2018 | 479.01B |
March 21, 2018 | 492.08B |
March 20, 2018 | 488.48B |
March 19, 2018 | 501.29B |
March 16, 2018 | 537.69B |
Chiraq – Film Noir Wedding Cake
All that’s missing is ‘streaming Facebook videos’.
Three Genders – Men, Women, Democrats
Granted that Facebook thinks there are 58 gender options, but we think all of those choices can be easily be boiled down to three– the Men, the Women, and the Democrats (all the rest). Everyone’s bathroom problems solved.
And as long as we’re solving problems, let’s start working on those pesky female body-type issues. BYOB. Bring your own Barbie.