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I’m Rubber and You’re Glue

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The Democrats attempts to ‘bork’ Judge Kavanaugh has added a new metaphor to the political lexicon – Getting a Dose of Kavanaugh.  It’s a mashup of “Getting a dose of your own medicine” and “I’m rubber and you’re glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.”  Michael Ramirez paints the picture….so to speak.

 

The Second Worst Location

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I don’t know about you, but at least the Rocket Scientists that designed this “Unicorn Inflationary Portal” chose the second worst location for it’s installation.  What do ya mean, ‘second worst’??   C’mon people!!  Use your imagination.  Wait for it…. Wait…. There you go!

Thanks Anon in MT

Democrats OK Heavy Drinking and Drug Use As Perquisite To Be President

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The DailyWire reports this interesting tidbit that has currency today, “Obama Admits Heavy Drinking, Drug Problems As An ‘Adolescent’.”  What does Obama say about his formative years?  Here are some quotes from his ‘ownliest’ lips….  And remember, you too, can be President if you’re a beer drinking, dope smoking, fist fighting, class cutting, thug. And, of course, a Democrat.

[He admits] that while he was a “young boy” and an “adolescent” he drank “a six-pack in an hour” in between classes, got in fights, was a “thug,” and used illegal drugs.

Yeah, but did he throw ice cubes at a bar?

[He said], “I was a thug for a big part of my growing up.”

Yeah, but did he ever ‘ralph’ on someone?

[He instead said], “I didn’t take school that seriously.” But there’s more. “I got into fights. I drank and did —and consumed substances that weren’t always legal.”

Yeah, but does he like beer?  Really, really like beer?

[Well, hell yes, Judge.]  Obama noted “I might have drank a six-pack in an hour before going back to class, things like that.”