And with good reason, too, do ya think?
Texas
Dan Rodimer Gives Nancy Pelosi A Ride On His Way To A Texas Congressional Seat
That Nancy Is A Whole Lotta Bull
Republican Dan Rodimer wants to “Make America Texas Again.” Professional wrestler and football player, Rotimer, is running in the special election to represent Texas’s sixth congressional district.
Moo, Nancy, Moo…
Biden’s Got An Emergency Plan For Texas
President Joe Biden broke his silence Friday about the weather disaster in Texas, promising to visit.
Breitbart
–Biden has remained publicly silent about the ongoing struggles in the state for several days except for three social media posts on Thursday.
White House officials asserted Biden was “keeping abreast” of the issues in Texas and that officials are working with local leaders to assist Texans. On Thursday, the White House announced FEMA is providing 60 generators as well as food, water, and blankets to Texas communities.
Biden reassured reporters Friday he is handling the crisis from the White House.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Melon Harvest Season In Texas
Everything’s Bigger In Texas
Rove.me–July and August are the peak season for fresh and juicy watermelons. They are the largest annual horticulture crop in Texas. Hundreds of farms grow watermelons in an area of over 17,000 hectares throughout the state. Harvest season starts in April in the lower Rio Grande Valley; in June and July watermelons are ripe in the Winter Garden and East Texas, and in August the Rolling Plains area is ready for harvest. Late summer and early fall harvests of watermelon can be found in the Southern High Plains.
Regional Coronavirus Warnings – Texas
Y’all Wash Your Hands, Y’hear.
The Heartbreak Of Jalapeno Hands
https://youtu.be/uhkV2V7YKe0
Texas Valentine’s Day Cards On Markdown
“Cook or Freeze” by February 14. Get a cute little sticker to go over the label, and no problem. It’s the thought that counts, right? And do remember to give it the ‘sniff/tiny taste test’ when you thaw it out for next year’s romance.
CDC Chic – Eradicating Ebola
Texas Style.
We don’t need no stinking quarantine in Texas.
Murica – Whole ‘Nuther Language
Texas is as Texas does….
