AGW – ‘Effing Cold Turkey Day

From the Washington Post, “The Northeast endured its most frigid Thanksgiving in decades, and record cold persists on Black Friday.”  But, hey.  The latest White House Climate Report says “We’re All Gonna Die!!” from Climate Change.  It’s nice to know that the ‘Deep State’ still thrives in the bowels of government bureaucracy.  Too bad they forgot to include “The Chill of Solar Minimum” in their calculations or the report may have read, “Trade your shorts and flip-flops in for some long underwear and mukluks.”

Thanksgiving and Black Friday 2018 will be remembered for a record-shattering cold snap across the Northeast United States. An air mass more typical of midwinter pushed in just in time for Thanksgiving, and temperatures plummeted even further Friday morning.

Numerous cold records were established in New England, New York and even southward into the northern Mid-Atlantic as temperatures tanked into the teens, single digits and even below zero in a few spots,

It all started the afternoon and evening before Thanksgiving.

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AGW – Bureau Of Imaginary Problems

Winter will never end.

CBS Minnesota reports, “Snowfall Begins In Southern Minn., Twin Cities”

The largest April snow event in Minnesota’s recorded history brought 13.6 inches. That was on April 14, 1983.

This year, April 14 could bring an event that eclipses that one, at least in the southwestern portion of the state.

WCCO meteorologist Molly Rosenblatt says that area is likely to see 8 to 15 inches of snow — or even as much as 18 inches — by Sunday evening. The situation in the Twin Cities isn’t necessarily much better, with anywhere from 7 to 10 inches likely.

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AGW – When Is It Going To Be ‘Effing Spring?

Put those bikes away kiddies ’cause AccuWeather says your week is gonna suck, “Midweek nor’easter to bring heavy snow, cause travel disruptions and renew power outages“.

While the midweek storm will not become as powerful as the recent bomb cyclone, part of the northeastern United States can expect renewed power outages, heavy snow and widespread travel disruptions.

The storm set to unleash a blizzard over the northern Plains will fizzle over the eastern Great Lakes and central Appalachians Tuesday into Tuesday night.

However, the storm is projected to reorganize and strengthen along the coast as many storms often do from Wednesday into Thursday.

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AGW – Iceberg Hugging Polar Bear

In the world of AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) you’ve got your “tree huggers” and you’ve also got your “iceberg huggers”.

AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) – Iceberg Hugger
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Al ‘Bombogenisis’ Gore

First there was the ‘Gore Effect‘, that curious phenomenon where any place Al Gore went to hold a conference on Global Warmining or there was to be some sort of scientific Arctic or Antarctic expedition proving the theory of Global Warming (AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)), it turned out to be ‘too cold’ or there was ‘too much ice’ and the event had to be cancelled.

Now there is Al’s Bombogenis which “Brought Whiteout Conditions From Virginia to New England, Record Coastal Flooding at Boston Harbor“.  Hmmm?  Wasn’t this supposed to be the year that Al Gore Predicted North Pole Would Be Completely Ice Free by Today?  Heh.

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Waiting Out The ‘Weather Bomb Cyclone’

Holy Crap, Al Gore!  This Weather Bomb Cyclone sure is ‘inconvenient’ for your theory of AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather).  From the Washington Post, “‘Bomb cyclone’ blasting East Coast before polar vortex uncorks tremendous cold late this week“.

Weather ‘Bomb Cyclone’ Shelter

Unforgiving cold has punished the eastern United States for the past 10 days. But the most severe winter weather yet will assault the area Wednesday night into the weekend.

First, a monster ocean storm is taking shape, which pasted parts of Florida, Georgia and South Carolina with rare ice and snow early Wednesday. By Thursday, the exploding storm will, in many ways, resemble a winter hurricane, battering easternmost New England with potentially damaging winds in addition to blinding snow. Blizzard warnings have been issued for the Virginia Tidewater region up the coast to eastern Maine, including Ocean City, Atlantic City, eastern Long Island, Boston and Portland.

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New Year’s Eve In The Polar Vortex Zone

Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers?  Not so well.  So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities.  After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?

 

 

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