Another bloody ‘effing Republican debate tonight!
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Dr. Putin Consults
Dr. Putin already knew the First Patient’s balls were missing, but it seems as though they may have been attached to his spine, or various other parts….
Daily Darwin – Bollard Buster
Darwin says that he has never seen bollards deflated quite like that before. He says it could be a case of seriously bolloxed bollards.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Cat Washing 101
The operative rules are rule 6 and rule 7.
Reindeer Wrestle
With Christmas on the horizon, Santa finds that some of his reindeer are just a little barn sour.
Wedgied Into a Corner
Looks like that “line” Obama drew in the sand
Daily Darwin – What Would George Do?
Darwin thinks George has a point.
Rule Z – Teach Your Children Well
Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, taking out the trash, and most importantly, explaining the tactical subtleties of a double-tap to the brainpan — a mother’s work is never done.
Rule Z: There is never, ever, just one zombie.
Daily Darwin – Brass Balls
Darwin says that he doesn’t know whether this metal worker is pounding iron or brass.