Today’s Bacon

Today’s Bacon – Making Bacon, Aussie Style

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And they say you do not want to see how the sausage is made….

Making Aussie Style ‘Roo Bacon

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Today’s Bacon – How To Get a Date

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All you have to do is take Laura’s ‘sage’ advice…or would that be ‘brown sugary’ advice, or maybe ‘hickory’ advice….or ‘maple’…??

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Some Advice for Lena Dunham

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The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….

Argh! My eyes!

This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!