FakeNews CNN’s Chief White House Ankle-biter, Jim Acosta, is now required to wear a ‘cone of shame‘ in order to attend White House Briefings. White House Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, says that until Jim gets his mouth under control, the ‘cone’ is necessary to protect everyone else in the Briefing Room.
The New York Times’ new mascot “Paperboy” is said to be mostly paper-trained, except when he hears the Times’ new motto “All The Poop Fit To Be Polished” and gets all excited.
NY Times’ mascot, Paperboy – “All The Poop Fit To Polish”
There’s “fear and loathing” in Washington DC as reporters go completely gonzo reporting on Vlad “the Influencer” Putin and his trusty sidekick, Donald.
Used to be Mom’s warnings ‘be like’, “Don’t run with scissors”, or “Don’t shoot your brother’s eye out with your BB gun”, or “Eat your broccoli there are starving kids in China”. Now? Not so much.
As reported by the Gateway Pundit, “Mass Stabbing Injures Nine In Boise “Refugee” Home – NPR, Leftists Blame Trump”.
Alleged Boise Stabber
Nine people were injured overnight during a mass stabbing spree at a home for “refugees” in Boise, Idado, of all places. Though leftists were quick to try to blame Trump for “anti immigrant rhetoric”, it turns out that the stabber had nothing to do with Trump or any white supremacist groups. In fact, the stabber is a black dude with a prior criminal past who is from LA.
If you had any class as a news organization you really would issue and apology and a retraction for your earlier tweet accusing Trump supporters of this terrible deed. Deleting by itself on a mistake this significant doesn't cut it. pic.twitter.com/U6EQYqC2Ta
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) July 1, 2018
Jim Acosta works hard every day to prove he’s the ‘tool’ or the ‘fool’ of the White House Press Corp. I’m firmly convinced that if he took the “AncestryDNA” genetic heritage test he would prove to be the spawn of Sam Donaldson.
I tried to ask Jim if he had finally stopped watching Stormy Daniels' "Sexbots: Programmed for Pleasure" and the rest of her 'voluminous' filmology. He did not respond.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) June 29, 2018
