He said that many people have “spread lies” that this window “contracted” corona, AIDS, hepatitis, and “such nonsense.” He said that he is licking the bars so the disease enters his body and future pilgrims will be safe. “I have now eaten the corona disease,” he said.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Neither a Aunt nor an Uncle be,
For an Uncle oft loses both itself and friend,
And an Aunt dulls the edge of husbandry.
Hamlet Act 1, scene 3, 75–77
The Babylon Bee—The coffee monolith Starbucks is introducing a brand new drink that promises to begin the hard work of ending racism in America. The new “White Privilege Latte” will cost $50 a cup and taste like pure hatred, bigotry, and regret. “This will be the most progressive drink on the market today,” said marketing director at Starbucks, Madeline Kohn.
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Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina, also known simply as Chalmun’s Cantina, or as the Mos Eisley Cantina, was a drinking and dining establishment located in the city of Mos Eisley on the desert world of Tatooine.
Page Six – Keith Richards finally has his smoking habit “Under His Thumb.”
The Rolling Stones guitarist, whose body was already a marvel of human endurance, has finally quit smoking. Richards, 76, told Q104.3 New York’s Jim Kerr that he’s been cigarette-free since October.
While the length and breadth of Richards’ toxicology has been well-documented, he seems to have finally aged into a proper British pensioner: He said at the end of 2018 that he’d pretty much “pulled the plug” on drinking…
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