FashionWeek
Happy Belated Valentine’s Birthday, Abe
Abraham Lincoln is one President that will never go out of style.
Seeking Job As ‘Lizard Whisperer’
He might have a chance for that job depending on his interviewing skills, even though his credentials appear to be a few hairs short of a pompadour. But any other ‘real’ job, not so much.
Pinhead Vs. The Tooth Fairy
Your kid’s trip to the Dentist will never be the same. I also suspect that after relating that little bedtime story called, “The Tooth Fairy Takes a Bite Out of Pinhead”, you’ll be able to command at least a week’s worth of quality tooth brushing time.
He Went To Salvador Dali’s Barber…
And it’s lucky he got Salvador Dali’s self-portrait for a cut, rather that Salvador Dali’s “Portrait of Picasso”.
I Can’t Get Past the Ears…
But if I could I’d see his ‘effing flat-top mullet hair cut.
