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Just In Time For The Coronapocalypse: Edible insects set to be approved by EU in ‘breakthrough moment’

The Guardian – The Food safety agency’s decision could put mealworms, locusts and baby crickets on menus. It is being billed as the long-awaited breakthrough moment in European gastronomy for mealworm burgers, locust aperitifs and cricket granola.

Within weeks the EU’s European Food Safety Authority is expected by the insect industry to endorse whole or ground mealworms, lesser mealworms, locusts, crickets and grasshoppers as being safe for human consumption.

Eeewww!! – Cricketeria Reprise – Forget that turkey. Or dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy and cranberries. Belly up to the cricket buffet. Eat your fill and feel good about exterminating hunger for the next generation.

Governor Cuomo’s Presser Provides ‘Information’ On More Than Just Coronavirus

Actually, Governor, that was way more information than we ever needed to know.  Before trying that polo-no T-shirt thing again, either use some duct tape (ouch) or order yourself some Nippies from Amazon.  You’re actually quite competitive with Janet Jackson’s infamous Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction“.  But…. then again??!!

The Infamous Wardrobe Malfunction – Eye Bleach Alert

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Texas Toilet Paper Horror Show

Oh, Nooo’s!!!  Toilet paper shipment goes up in flames in Texas truck crash…

FoxNews – A tractor-trailer carrying a load of toilet paper rolled over and burst into flames on a Texas highway early Wednesday morning, as people are hoarding the household necessity around the country during the coronavirus pandemic.

Video from a traffic camera showed the truck still smoldering three hours after the crash. It happened around 4:15 a.m. on Interstate 20 near Dallas, snarling traffic for hours, Fox 4 reported.