Or if you prefer, Quentin’s ‘Hollywood’…
Meanwhile In Canada – Welcome To Jurassic Park, Eh?
Just kidding Canada, eh? Actually these are the Hauntingly Beautiful Frozen Forests of Finland.
During winter, the heavy snow transforms the Finnish Lapland into a surreal landscape reminiscent of Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas.
All trees, shrubs, and rocks become so thickly cloaked in snow they appear like strange, distorted alien figures jutting out of the ground. Everything else is swallowed in a desolate white wasteland frozen under temperatures ranging from -40 to -15 degrees Celsius.
Dominion Delivers
Votes For Joe
How To Keep From Inviting The ‘Government’ To Thanksgiving Dinner
Remember, Pilgrims. No stinkin’ GPS trackers allowed for Thanksgiving dinner. You might also try duct taping Alexa’s mouth shut, too.
Jimbo Might Be Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs
My guess is that it’s not President Trump that’s ‘Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs’, but that crazy fakenewser, Jim Acosta.
TheMentalRecession–Because we had White House wranglers and staffers telling us to sit down because the president was about to walk in. He didn’t take questions, as we all know. And it’s worth noting. He has been in this period of dealing with losing to Joe Biden for the last three weeks now. Still has not taken any questions from reporters. So it is hard to put the cereal back in the box after you have gone cuckoo for cocoa puffs, and I think that is the situation over here. Just the strangest, just the weirdest thing I have ever seen in the White House briefing room.”
Fakenewser Jim Acosta Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs