Auntie Maxine

If You Saw ‘This Woman’ Coming Toward You On A Sidewalk….

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Would you keep walking and as you passed her, smile, and say, “Have a nice day!!”  Or would you listen to the instincts your ancestors developed over countless millennia and cross to the other side, saying to yourself, “This bitch is gonna kill me and then drag my carcass into the alley and eat me?”  I knew you would.  Racist.  Just kidding.

That’s Racist!!

Thanks Anon in MT

Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff’s Custom ImpeachMobile

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In Order To Navigate From Conspiracy Theory To Conspiracy Theory In His Quest To Impeach Donald “Fo Di Fi” Trump, Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff Requisitioned A Custom ImpeachMobile From The Deep State Motor Pool.

Unfortunately, the design tends to keep crazy inside and appears to be impermeable to common sense and good judgement from the out.