climate change

Just In Time For Paris

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Since AGW Climate Change (AKA: Weather) is responsible for huge boulders, you might as well blame it for terrorists too.

From the Washington Post, “Another danger of climate change: Giant flying boulders?”  Oh Hell, Yes!!!  And Toenail Fungus, too!!  Don’t forget that!

ELEUTHERA, Bahamas — Standing atop a 60-foot cliff overlooking the Atlantic, James Hansen — the retired NASA scientist sometimes dubbed the Hillary_Bernie_Video_Or_Climate_Change“father of global warming” — examines two small rocks through a magnifying glass. Towering above him is the source of one of the shards: a huge boulder from a pair locals call “the Cow and the Bull,” the largest of which is estimated to weigh more than 1,000 tons.

The two giants have long been tourist attractions along this rocky coast. Perched not far from the edge of a steep cliff that plunges down into blue water, they raise an obvious question: How did they get up here?

Compounding the mystery, these two are among a series of giant boulders arranged in an almost perfect line across a narrow part of this 110-mile-long, wishbone-shaped island.

 

Gore Goes Dark

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YahooNews reports that Algore’s Climate webcast from Paris suspended after deadly attacks.

So Al, do Abdullah and his hairy brothers give a good crap about “AGW-Climate Change (AKA: Weather) or would they just rather cut your ‘effing head off.  So shouldn’t we maybe concentrate our effort and AGW_Frozen_Head_algoreresources to deal with ISIS and put AGW-Climate Change (AKA: Weather) in the freezer for a while?

And, by the way, to say you voluntarily suspended your “show” in solidarity with the French people strains my old BS meter.

You beat feet from Paris’ iconic “Ground Zero Eiffel Tower” so you wouldn’t get blown up or have your head cut off.  No shame in that.

PARIS (AP) — A Paris webcast of an all-star marathon event about climate change was suspended after the deadly attacks in that city Friday night.

“Out of solidarity with the French people and the City of Paris, we have decided to suspend our broadcast of 24 Hours of Reality and Live Earth,” read a statement on the concert’s website on Friday night. “Our thoughts are with all AGW_algore_Church_Of_Climatologywho have been affected and the entire nation of France. We send our condolences to the families of those who have been killed or injured.”

More than 135 people have been killed in a series of shootings and explosions across the city.

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore was due to host the 24-hour live webcast from the foot of the Eiffel Tower to drum up attention for this month’s international climate summit in Paris.

Besides Gore, who helped negotiate the 1997 climate treaty that failed to control global warming, the broadcast was to feature musical performances by Elton John, Duran Duran and others. Other concerts were to be broadcast from locations around the globe, from Rio de Janeiro to Miami, Sydney and Cape Town.