Hillary Clinton

These Eyes

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Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical hillary_eye_roll_animateddiagnosis from YouTube.  However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird.  Read this from the American Mirror,

We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.

The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.

Hillary’s New StairMaster

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hillary_hillary_version_of_stairmasterHillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”

She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”

She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster  was provided  through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.

**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.

 

Cha-Ching: Hillary’s Money Making Machine

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Not content with those typical Democratic donor ‘Whales‘, The Observer reports that the, “Hillary Clinton Campaign Systematically Overcharging Poorest Donors“.

Hillary Clinton’s campaign is stealing from her poorest supporters by purposefully and repeatedly overcharging them after they make what’s supposed to be a one-time hillary_donor_theft_01small donation through her official campaign website, multiple sources tell the Observer.

The overcharges are occurring so often that the fraud department at one of the nation’s biggest banks receives up to 100 phone calls a day from Clinton’s small donors asking for refunds for unauthorized charges to their bankcards made by Clinton’s campaign. One elderly Clinton donor, who has been a victim of this fraud scheme, has filed a complaint with her state’s attorney general and a representative from the office told her that they had forwarded her case to the Federal Election Commission.