John McCain Funeralathon

By the end of the John McCain Funeral Week viewership of TV Land had increased by 106.

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McCain: Grudge to Grave – Sarah Palin Uninvited From Funeral

Breitbart reports that Nasty John ‘Effing McCain appears to be taking a grudge to his grave, “Sarah Palin, Loyal Running Mate, Excluded from John McCain’s Funeral.”  Jeez, John.  I really just wanted to let you go in peace and not remind myself how I wasted my vote on your pathetic Presidential Election failure of which the only bright spot was choosing Sarah Palin for your VP candidate.  But no…  You had to be a shit about ‘dis-inviting’ Ms. Palin and notable others, so John, you are officially dead to me.

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, who was Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)’s running mate in the 2008 presidential election, has been excluded from his funeral.

Breitbart News has independently confirmed an earlier report in People magazine, which reported that Palin was not sent an invitation, and was told through intermediaries to stay away from the ceremony.

   
   

John ‘Effing McCain, RIP

We’ll miss the Senator in oh, so many ways….

   
   

John ‘Effing McCain ‘Punches’ Palin

The Daily Mail reports, “That’s not what he told me! Sarah Palin says hearing John McCain say he regrets picking her as his running mate in 2008 is a ‘perpetual gut-punch’ – and claims he’s told her the opposite.”

Ebeneezer McCain – Unrepentant Snake

Former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin says hearing that Sen. John McCain now regrets choosing her as his 2008 running mate is ‘like a perpetual gut-punch’ every time she hears about it.

And the latest verdict from the ailing 81-year-old Arizona Republican, she said, is perplexing because McCain has told her very different things over and over in person.

‘That’s not what Sen. McCain has told me all these years, as he’s apologized to me repeatedly for the people who ran his campaign – some who now staff MSNBC, the newsroom there, which tells you a lot,’ Palin said.

   
   

John McCain Weighs In On ‘Nunez Memo’

Senator John McCain should have reflected a bit on his role in the eventual writing of the ‘Nunez Memo’ before spouting off.  A revisiting of Fox News’ report, “Inside the Trump dossier handoff: McCain’s ‘go-between’ speaks out” could have helped him recall that “In January(2017), McCain officially gave the dossier to the FBI, which already had its own copy from Steele.

Senator, there are times when it is just best to not insert yourself into the scrum. But, then you were always a slow-learning, obstinate SOB, so why should we expect any change now?

   
   

Senator Muppets – Balcony Dwellers

We can only hope that Senator Muppet (the one on the left–of the picture, that is) shows Tuesday for a “YES” vote on Tax Reform.

You didn’t know the “Swamp” had a balcony, did you?