Beam Me Up To The Mothership, Louie

Just like a broken clock, even Calypso Louie can be right occasionally.  Hillary as Satan?  Maybe I’m up for a Million Man something or other.

This tidbit from Breitbart, “Farrakhan: Don’t Fall For ‘Satan’ Hillary Clinton’s ‘Crap’”.

Sunday at the Nation of Islam, Louis Farrakhan said don’t “fall” for Democartic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s “crap” on African-American issues because she and her husband, former President Bill Clinton are responsible for mass incarceration of black people.

Farrakahn_Calypso_Louie_Mothership_RingFarrakhan said, “How many of you are going to vote for Hillary Clinton? You don’t have to raise your hands. I do not blame you for wanting a female president, but that is a wicked woman. She can be sweet but so can you. And you know when you are sweet but playing a game.  All of a sudden she knows about Trayvon Martin. All of a sudden—the boy’s been dead two years now—she talking about him like she met the mother and oh…  White people this is Satan. And you fall for that crap? Most of you went to jail for having a little blunt. They arranged that—the Clintons. Mass incarceration  came about under the Clintons, Don’t forget that. They call myFarrakahn_Calypso_Louie_With_Mothership young gang bangers super predators. And Black Lives Matter put it to her—she didn’t know how to handle that. Call you a super predator, that has no conscience, no sense of  dignity like you are a dog, an animal.

The Muppets “Heart” Bernie

How could they not??  It appears that Bernie Sanders has a whole lot in common with a couple of everyone’s favorite characters.  As a matter of fact, “Bernie” is in contract negotiations for a new gig as a “grandfatherly mentor muppet” just as soon as Hillary finishes kicking his ass in the Primaries.  Stay tuned, kiddies.

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Vincente ‘Effing Fox On ‘Effing Fox News About the ‘Effing Wall

Enough ‘effing said about Mexico paying for the ‘effing wall or even attempting to understand that the United States is not their ‘effing country and that they most certainly don’t have an ‘effing right to ‘effing come here whenever they ‘effing please.

Here’s the money quote:

So ‘effing suck on that, Mr. Vincente ‘Effing Fox.