As if UAP’s, Alien Beasts, Zombie Apocalypses, Murder Hornets, and Captain Wuhan’s Flu (Stephen King’s Captain Trips on steroids) wasn’t enough, the oceans catch fire.
Stephen King
The Last Clown Out Of Town
Little Chicken Peckers
A fate worthy of being featured in a Stephen King novel.
Stephen King’s Imaginary Dirtbag Friend, Russ
Russ. If you exist, you really are a dirtbag.
The fact that you may be your own dirtbag still doesn’t let Stephen King off the hook for passing your snarky little comment on about Republicans, garbage trucks, and train wrecks along to the rest of us.
Let your imaginary friend, Russ, know that's he's an insensitive dirtbag for making his comment. Otherwise, everyone's foul little friends could be unleashed to say things like, "California's burning, karma man" or "Surf's up in Lake Havasu, dude." Karma is a duplicitous bitch.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 1, 2018