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Mickey Rourke Ravaged By Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Mickey Rourke says he’ll give Trump a ‘left hook from hell’

FoxNews reports that, “Mickey Rourke isn’t holding his punches when it comes to his thoughts on President Trump.” In fact, ‘some say’ that Rourke blames his case of Trump Derangement Syndrome for making his face look like Montana roadkill. Mr. Rourke explains.

Mickey Rourke displays the ravages of Trump Derangement Syndrome

“That piece of s–t that’s sitting in the White House, that p—y, that lying c–ksucker. That no-good f–king two-faced f–king piece of s–t,” he said in the video. “He said some really nasty things about the two of us. And you know what? It’s personal. There’s gonna be a day where he ain’t president, and we’re gonna bump into each other. And you’re gonna feel me.”

**/sarc ‘n /snark

Beto Bites The Dust

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Beto O’Rourke Quits 2020 Race

Breitbart reports,

Beto’s Campaign Just Went Down The Crapper

“Though it is difficult to accept, it is clear to me now that this campaign does not have the means to move forward successfully. My service to the country will not be as a candidate or as the nominee,” O’Rourke said in a statement posted to Medium. “Acknowledging this now is in the best interests of those in the campaign; it is in the best interests of this party as we seek to unify around a nominee; and it is in the best interests of the country.”

Queen – “Another One Bites The Dust”

 

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