Darwin chortles that being ‘Selfie Absorbed’ while charming snakes is the equivalent of baring ones genomes and asking Adam Vinatieri, the Colts outstanding field goal kicker, if he thinks he can get ’em through the uprights.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin gleefully points out that this AGW Handicapped golfer should have taken the ‘effing penalty stroke rather than playing it off of the water hazard. Now his genomes get penalized 1 stroke for the whiff and 2 strokes for the frozen balls. Err…genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin ‘urbanely‘ points out that if one hangs with droods, one’s hanging genomes are likely to get nuttered, or neutered, he’s not sure which. But Darwin states most emphatically that one will most definitely not enjoy the experience.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that when one uses their melon as a melon-smasher, that same one’s genomes are likely to get more melon than was bargained for.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin’s ponders whether these brainiacs were in charge of cleanup at the old ammo storage facility in the Ukraine.
Darwin says, “BOOM!!” goes your genomes, Mr. Rocket Scientist” along with that Ukrainian Ammo Depot.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
From time to time Darwin comes across a category of genome chlorination that is unto itself and most worthy of special recognition. It has to ‘rise above’ the crowd. It has to be even more strikingly stupid than Rachael Maddow’s scoop showing Donald Trump paid $38 Million in taxes thus earning her Geraldo Rivera’s “Al Capone’s Vault Award.” Her special category is – Darwin’s Ladder Brigade.
Darwin points out that diving into six inches of water, genomes first, so to speak, tends to scramble ones intellectuals – and other personal parts.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
From time to time Darwin comes across a category of genome chlorination that is unto itself and most worthy of special recognition. It has to ‘rise above’ the crowd. It has to be even more strikingly stupid than Warren Beatty announcing the wrong “Best Picture Award” at this year’s Oscars. That special category is – Darwin’s Ladder Brigade.
Darwin chuckles, ironically, that having your genomes ‘flattened’ by a runaway tire is like getting hit by lightning, having a meteor fall on your head, or making a video that goes viral. With the exception of perhaps, winning the lottery, Darwin notes that odds like that never work out well for the overall ‘health and happiness’ of your genomes. Here’s the result of the ‘viral video’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N57hsxoegQ
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors