2016 Election
Why Bernie Sanders Won West Virginia
And why “The Donald” will win it in November.
Another Trump TwoFer
Congrats, Donald, on winning the West Virginia and Nebraska Primaries last night. Also an honorable mention for your Uber-style Liberal Relocation Service startup.
Donald Trump Vs. The GOPe – 300 Gladiators
It might be a spoof on the “300” or “Gladiator”. Whichever. Trump thrives in the arena.
Trump’s New Enforcer – Sawblade Toss
Rumor has it that Donald Trump has hired this skilled craftsman as Chief of Security and Convention Crowd Control for Cleveland.
Bernie’s Lawn Care Plan
It appears to work as well as ObamaCare. Bring on the goats…
Whip Her. Whip Her. Real Good
From NBC News, “Trump Slams Hillary Clinton as ‘Nasty, Mean Enabler’ of Husband’s Affairs“.
EUGENE, Ore. — An unrestrained Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton an “unbelievably nasty, mean enabler” who “destroyed” the lives of her husband’s mistresses during a rally in Oregon on Friday night.
The comments, made during an evening rally in Eugene, Ore., marked the sharpest tone he’s taken against the Democratic frontrunner since becoming his party’s presumptive nominee, and the first time he’s been so direct in referencing Bill Clinton’s affairs in months.
“She’s been the total enabler. She would go after these women and destroy their lives,” Trump said. “She was an unbelievably nasty, mean enabler, and what she did to a lot of those women is disgraceful.”
Devo – Whip It
