Clinton Derangement Syndrome

Make America Brazil Again

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God forbid Hillary Clinton is elected President, but I can see the Loyal Opposition’s headlines, “Make America Brazil Again”, or as the Washington Post reports, “Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff ousted in impeachment vote“.

BRASILIA — Brazil’s Senate ousted Dilma Rousseff as president Wednesday, voting overwhelmingly to impeach the leftist leader in the culmination of a protracted process that has divided the country.

Hillary_NixonThe vote to impeach Rousseff was 61 to 20. Two-thirds of senators — 54 out of 81 — were needed for impeachment to pass.

Senators broke into cheering and applause after the electronic voting was announced and sang the national anthem, concluding a process that was given the go-ahead in December.

Could Hillary Be Stealing Buddy’s Meds

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Yeah, I know Buddy passed from mysterious circumstances  in January, 2002, but to make the story work, let’s just talk about Hillary’s other pets.  Suppose….

From CBS Philly comes the report, “Why Some Are Stealing Medications From Their Pets“.

PHILADELPHIA (CNN) — Some of us may be sharing a little too much with our pets.

Hillary_Barks_Like_A_DogSure, people share their dinners with their dogs, and some share their beds, but that kind of closeness generally isn’t as much of a major danger to human health as this new kind of closeness uncovered by unsuspecting scientists. There is now scientific evidence that some people may be sharing their pets’ medications.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZqS7q7voY

No More Weiner for Huma

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The Daily Mail reports, “Humiliated Huma FINALLY dumps sexting Weiner:”  Considering the apt attention Ms. Abedin has been shown paying Hillary Clinton in the numerous photos portraying the “Emailgate” scandal, Ms. Abedin may not have liked Weiner much anymore, anyway.

Bruce_Jenner_Weiner_Way_Road_or_Weiner_Away_LaneHillary aide separates from husband just hours after it is revealed he sent photo of his crotch while their four-year-old son slept beside him as child services looks into incident.

Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal.

The Clinton campaign manager released a statement on Monday morning just hours after the New York Post reported that Weiner had been sending lewd texts to another woman behind her back, marking the third time he had been caught in the act in the past five years.Weiner_WeinerMobile_JackKnifes

Making matters worse, one of the pictures was of Weiner showcasing his manhood in a pair of boxer briefs while the couple’s four-year-old son Jordan lay asleep next to him in bed.

Reprising some our best Anthony Weiner Headlines: