The garden gnome known as ‘Julian’ was forcibly removed from the Ecuadorian Embassy garden on Wednesday….
Here are some of his fellew garden gnomes preparing a rescue plan.
GTFOH!!
He’s A ‘Smooth’ Operator
Diamond life, lover boy
He move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy
City lights and business nights
When you require streetcar desire for higher heights
No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask, he’s a smooth operator, Smooth operator, smooth operator, Smooth operator
Sade – “Smooth Operator”
Kittypuss’ Garden – Where’s The Shade?
The Beatles – “Octopus’s Garden”
KFC – Drumstick Wasting Disease – update
Update: Apparently, KFC-DWD comes in more ‘flavors’ than simply too many KFC $Five Dollar Fill-ups. Warning: The extreme flatulence produced by the combination of cole slaw and chicken fat will blow those skinny jeans or yoga pants right off the ol’….. Protective Eyewear recommended.
MAGA Just Keeps Getting Better Every Day
Today’s MAGA –
Michael Avenatti Got Arrested
Avenatti Nike Update:
At Home With The Toilet Bowls
Meet the Toilet Bowls – There’s Papa, Mama, and l’il Baby “Chamber-pot” Bowl. Moma and Papa Bowl joke that they have gender-fluid tendencies themselves, but it will be L’il Chamberpot themself who will be the “Decider-in-Cis” as to whether the lid is up or down. By the way, is that an episode of HGTV’s “Flip or Flop” or “Fixer Upper” on the tube”
California ‘Street’ Bidet
As reported by The Atlantic, “Medieval Diseases Are Infecting California’s Homeless“. Typhus, tuberculosis, and other illnesses are spreading quickly through camps and shelters. Ever creative, California Public Health Officials are experimenting with a unique new approach to solving the homeless person sanitation problem – The California ‘Street’ Bidet.
Jennifer Millar keeps trash bags and hand sanitizer near her tent, and she regularly pours water mixed with hydrogen peroxide on the sidewalk nearby. Keeping herself and the patch of concrete she calls home clean is a top priority.
But this homeless encampment off a Hollywood freeway ramp is often littered with needles and trash and soaked in urine. Rats occasionally scamper through, and Millar fears the consequences.