OMG!!
Edward Scissorhand’s Cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool
Edward Scissorhands – (Trailer 1990)
They Say ‘Lucky’ Never Strikes Twice
Or would that be lightning???
Jobs Americans Won’t Do??
I think not. Just ask Rosie, the Knife Thrower’s Assistant…..
Somebody Get Granny
Who was in charge of Granny, anyway?
Kardashian Family Business Closes
After Bruce had his ‘chopadicktomy’ operation and became Caitlyn, and the rest of the Kardashian crew became, well, gross, demand for the family business’s product ‘petered’ out. The factory doors had to be closed and equipment scrapped and sent to the bone yard (drumroll, please). It was a sight much too ghastly to contemplate – a vision truly worthy of an Eye Bleach Alert.
You’ve been warned. Click ‘read more’ at your own peril.