Darwin says that if you chose to be a skateboarding nutcase, it would be well of you to keep your nuts in their own case, just sayin’ genomically.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Mishap, or Goatfuck. You decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymvgEp2Armk
Darwin says that if one tries “Roof Surfing” one should wear a “Genome Protective Device” over the old family genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin apologizes for the headline (right!), but he couldn’t resist. He says that anyone that intentionally sets the family genomes on fire deserves to be the “butt” of a “dick” joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLoZ1pMGk2g
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Original link from – Woodsterman
Darwin duly notes that not only can your face be “bitch-slapped” by a geyser, but there’s a fair chance your genomes can be par-boiled by the same.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
From the Times of India comes this stomach churning reminder that even if you named your camel Clyde, you still better not piss him off, “Tied in heat all day, angry camel severs owner’s head“.
JAISALMER: Left in the heat with its legs tied all day, a camel attacked its owner and severed his head in anger in Rajasthan’s Barmer district on Saturday. About 25 villagers struggled for 6 hours to calm the animal down.
Urjaram of Mangta village was entertaining guests at his house on Saturday night when he suddenly realised that his camel had been out in the heat all day with its legs tied. He was attacked when he tried to untie the annoyed animal.”The animal lifted him by the neck and threw him on to the ground, chewed the body and severed the head,” villager Thakara Ram said. Villagers revealed that the camel had attacked Urjaram in the past as well.
As a general rule, camels are much easier to reason with when “It’s Midnight at the Oasis“.
Darwin states that when the “look both ways genome is recessive in a young male” life expectancy is short. And often very flat. And squashed. Like a bug on a windshield.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin states without equivocation that the genome that fails to focus on his Six won’t have a Twelve to worry about.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that some genomes are just destined to make the wrong choices–like riding a motorcycle. Or, most especially, riding a motorcycle toward a road hazard tossed by a speeding car. Ouch!! Get the point.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors