Daily Darwin – Dude, Checkout This Bulletproof Vest

Darwin, notes that one should never trust their genomes to a garage sale bullet proof vest.  The end result will be you being planted like a tree.  News6 Orlando has this story, “Florida man killed after asking if bulletproof vest works, police say“.

Darwin_Georger_CarlinPolice say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest “still worked” was fatally shot by his cousin.

A Tampa police report says Joaquin Mendez, 23, put on the vest late Saturday and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.”

Police say his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, pulled out a gun and responded, “Let’s see.”

Well, no, Joe. It doesn’t look like it works.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Practicing for Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge

Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Genomic Demise by Exercise

Darwin always chortles when he sees some fool exercising, especially when said fool’s genomes get crushed in a treadmill mishap.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Skateboarder Nutcase

Darwin says that if you chose to be a skateboarding nutcase, it would be well of you to keep your nuts in their own case, just sayin’ genomically.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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