Darwin loves to point out that it doesn’t take a genius to finish concrete, but if one wants to keep one’s ‘onliest’ genomes intact don’t, what ever you do, don’t, let go of the machine.
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Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Weatherman
Darwin is wont to point out to any would be Meteorologists doing live standup ‘remote weather broadcasts‘ is that one must always protect one’s ‘onliest’ genomes at all times. Here’s an example of how not to protect the old genomes from snow. And snow plows. Heh. Darwin says he never gets tired of watching stupidity cleansed from the gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s WTF Bicycle
Darwin shakes his head as he as he ponders the conundrum of “why anyone would build a two story bicycle” and then actually try to ride it. “Look Ma, no training wheels.” Heh. Or “Look Ma, I’ve fallen and squashed my genomes, and I can’t get up!”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Genius Jousters
Darwin hilariously observes that the genomes of these genius jousters are most certainly larger than their inadequately sized brains. Which, unfortunately for those self-same genomes, may no longer be true as it is a fact that one’s genomes never retain their original size after a confrontation with a high speed moving object.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – High-Rise Whitewater Rafting Genome
Darwin notes that this high-rise whitewater rafter might think he’s keeping his genomes dry, but taking a plunge from a virtually uncontrollable 6 story raft is guaranteed to splash cold water on that plan.
StreetArt – Wall Turtle
More likely to be discovered in South Central LA than the Galapagos Islands.
Curly Joe Explains Electricity
The likely organ donors, err… students?
Their hapless teacher, err…Curly Joe.
Class dismissed.
Bear Hugs
**Don’t try this at home. Professional driver on a closed course….
Daily Darwin – Genome Buster
Darwin points out that diving into six inches of water, genomes first, so to speak, tends to scramble ones intellectuals – and other personal parts.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors