Simon and Garfunkle – “Sounds of Silence”
**Amalgamated Metaphor Alert
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
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A Goat’s Best Furry Friend
Yeah, a goat’s BFF’s coat is usually called ‘hair’ rather than ‘fur’, but BHF (Best Hairy Friend) or BFWAHC (Best Friend With A Hairy Coat) seemed too tedious….
FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta’s ‘Cone of Shame’
FakeNews CNN’s Chief White House Ankle-biter, Jim Acosta, is now required to wear a ‘cone of shame‘ in order to attend White House Briefings. White House Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, says that until Jim gets his mouth under control, the ‘cone’ is necessary to protect everyone else in the Briefing Room.
Shark Week Meets The Melonheads
Melonhead – “Better Man”