Sen. Ronald Lee Wyden Wags A Finger At Lyin’ James Clapper – update

Update: The doofus that wrote the previous Tweet sincerely apologizes to Senator Ronald Lee Wyden for misspelling his name.

Even a Democratic Senator, like the proverbial stopped clock, can occasionally be right. Kudos to Senator Ron Widen Wyden for nailing Lyin’ James Clapper for continuing to spout BS and lies about his Senate testimony regarding the NSA’s “Mass Surveillance”program.

As you can see, Lyin’ James Clapper has a Expert Commentator’s job a FakeNews CNN. There’s an oxymoron here somewhere…  ==More===>

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Sen. Ron Widen Wags A Finger At Lyin’ James Clapper

Even a Democratic Senator, like the proverbial stopped clock, can occasionally be right. Kudos to Senator Ron Widen for nailing Lyin’ James Clapper for continuing to spout BS and lies about his Senate testimony regarding the NSA’s “Mass Surveillance”program.

As you can see, Lyin’ James Clapper has a Expert Commentator’s job a FakeNews CNN. There’s an oxymoron here somewhere…  ==More===>

Trump Prescient About Obama Administration “Wiretapping”

Politico reports, “Nunes claims some Trump transition messages were intercepted“.

House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes declared Wednesday that members of Donald Trump’s transition team, possibly including Trump himself, were under inadvertent surveillance following November’s presidential election.

The White House and Trump’s allies immediately seized on the statement as vindication of the president’s much-maligned claim that former President Barack Obama wiretapped Trump Tower phones — even though Nunes himself said that’s not what his new information shows.

My New Low Cost Home Security System

It’s even more effective than Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson or Mr. O.F. Mossberg’s systems. Wait for it….

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

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NSA Listening Booth

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for my wife and me to wear when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down.  If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?

And just to cover all of my bases, I’ve contracted with some of my local Garden Gnomes to provide some additional perimeter security.  Meet the Home Guard.

 

Thanks to Sgt. Axeman for making my day.

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