‘Effing Politically Correct ABC Isn’t Worth The Used Toilet Paper I Wipe My Coronavirus Inspired Ass With

In the middle of Armageddon, or at least the Zombie Apocalypse, the only thing ABC News can bring to the table is criticizing President Trump for calling the disease the “Chinese Coronavirus”? Fucking idiots. I can’t wait for Angela Merkel to call Stephanopoulos and the other hacks at ABC and tell them “You vill not call the German Measles the German Measles….”

AGW – How Cold Is It, Johnny?

“Well, Ed. It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off of a snowman.”

*It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

*Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

*It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.

*It’s so cold my balls have become ovaries!

*It’s so cold Dunkin’ Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.

*It’s so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.

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