#SnakesAndWeasels

If Obama Had A Son… He’d Be Named Jussie and He’d Be ‘Free at Last’

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And Mayor Rahm is Pissed…the ‘fix’ was in.

ABC News reports, “‘Empire’ actor Jussie Smollett charges dropped; Chicago mayor and top cop furious, as prosecutor admits he believes TV star fabricated attack.”

In a stunning move, prosecutors in Chicago dropped all charges against “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett on Tuesday despite acknowleging Smollet fabricated a street attack on himself in an attempt to get a pay raise.

“We stand behind the investigation and the facts revealed,” said Joe Magats, the first assistant state attorney in Illinois, who took over the case when his boss, State Attorney Kim Foxx, recused herself from the probe after it surfaced that she had been in touch with Smollett’s family.

“We believe he did what he was charged with doing,” Magats said in an interview with ABC station WLS-TV in Chicago.

Asked again whether he believes Smollett fabricated the incident, Magats replied, “yes.”

Here are a few of our favorite Jussie Smollett memories.

The State of the Democratic Party: Hurting – updated

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When did Mitt Romney join the Democratic Party caucus?  Watch.  He’s as gloriously despondent as the rest of Pelosi’s crew.

**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

Update: R.E.M’s Mike Mills through their music publisher, Universal Music Publishing Group, filed a copyright complaint forcing the clip of the SOTU Address satire scored with the groups “Everybody Hurts” to be taken down from the Twitter platform.  Played just like a true liberal Mike Mills, First Amendment for me, but not thee.  So far the original has stayed up on YouTube, but we’ll see….

The re-release of the video with Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” is a kickass response.  Smoke on that, Mike.

Speaker Nancy ‘Moon-clap’ Pelosi

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**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

The State of the Democratic Party: Hurting

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When did Mitt Romney join the Democratic Party caucus?  Watch.  He’s as gloriously despondent as the rest of Pelosi’s crew.

**Moon-clap – ‘Moon-clapping’ is the act of clapping while displaying a facial expression that makes it totally clear to the recipient of said ‘Moon-clap’ that the individual is really simulating the display of buttocks made bare after having lowered the backside of one’s trousers and underpants (or lifted one’s dress or skirt), while bending over, sometimes even exposing the genitals.

Nancy Pelosium Cancels ‘State of the Union’ Address

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Nancy Pelosium, the densest element in the known universe, couldn’t get her way, had a meltdown, threw her weight around, and cancelled the State of the Union address.  Her actions are, in effect, the MOAB of dirty bombs in politics. Stealing from FDR, this will be “a date which will live in infamy.”

From CNBC, “Showdown: Trump pledges ‘alternative’ event after Pelosi blocks State of the Union.”

Democrats will block President Donald Trump from giving his State of the Union address in the House chamber until the partial government shutdown ends, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Wednesday.

After Pelosi’s announcement, the president appeared to give up on his earlier promise to go on with his speech as planned. He quickly said he would hold an unspecified “alternative” event and contended that the California Democrat is “afraid of the truth.” He called Pelosi’s move “a great blotch on the incredible country that we all love.”

Dickhead, Abilio James Acosta (aka: Acosta-Cortez), Gets Called A “Dickhead” By Sebastian Gorka

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From the Daily Caller, “SEBASTIAN GORKA, JIM ACOSTA TRADE VERBAL BLOWS IN WHITE HOUSE DUST-UP.”

A drive-by sniping from CNN’s Jim Acosta caused Former White House adviser Sebastian Gorka to launch a loud, verbal barrage Thursday at the White House.

Multiple witnesses were aghast when they say Acosta saw Gorka, who just debuted his SALEM Radio Network show “America First,” and told him bluntly that media-related meetings with the president were for “real journalists” only. Gorka proceeded to berate Acosta at a high volume.

“Abilio ‘Jim’ Acosta, you are a dickhead,” Gorka fired back at Acosta.