Auld Lang Syne, Democratic Party. Auld Lang Syne.
AULD LANG SYNE ~ GUY LOMBARDO ~ 1947 Version
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Darwin’s Dartboard Geniuses
Darwin notes that when the “avoid sharp objects” genomes were awarded, this dartboard inspired recipient didn’t even receive a participation trophy genome.
Daily Darwin – Skateboarder Crushes New Trick
And coincidentally crushes his family genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
WindowLickers For Bernie Sanders
The little WindowLicker gets Privacy Glass for now, but come Kindergarten, it’s Rose-colored glasses, for sure.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Blonde Grape Tossers
For once, the usually loquacious Darwin has determined that silence is the best commentary.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Adam Schiff Has Gone Bat Shit, Bug Eyed, Lunatic Crazy
Trump Derangement Syndrome has struck Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff hard . Mr. Schiff, like Captain Queeg on the witness stand wrapped in all his paranoiac grandeur, said President Trump “could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election…” GTFOH!! Adam. When Trump supporters start chanting “Lock ’em up!!” they may not be chanting about Hillary any more.
Adam Schiff:
If Trump isn't removed he "could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election or decide to move to Mar-a-Lago permanently and leave Jared Kushner to run the country, delegating to him the decision whether they go to war." pic.twitter.com/VBzkonqpmH
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 3, 2020
Non-GMO Unicorn Discovered
**Never take a Unicorn to a gunfight, and
**Never run with a Unicorn