“That’s Gotta Hurt”

Joe Walsh – Pissed Off Dupe

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“Former Illinois Republican Congressman Joe Walsh fired off angry tweets for hours Monday, calling President Donald Trump a “traitor” — which conveniently blunted a wave of mockery after he appeared on a comedy series unironically calling to arm four-year-olds with mortars”, writes Breitbart in the scathing story, “Damage Control: Joe Walsh Calls Trump ‘Traitor’ After Sacha Baron Cohen Humiliation”.

Trump Surrogate Jumps The Shark In Helsinki

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Darwin is always amazed by temerity of political supporters or surrogates. Darwin admits, though, that this genome challenged individual is probably not a Trump supporter or surrogate. And his genomes are most likely nowhere near the South Harbor in Helsinki, Finland. Why would Darwin conclude this, you ask? Darwin replies. Check out the obvious. The WallArt graffiti, “Smiling”, is in english, rather than “Hymyilevä”, a more Finland friendly version. You don’t have to have Sherlock Holmes’ genomes to deduce the import of that clue. Why then would Darwin call this bit of FakeNews headlining, “Trump Surrogate Jumps The Shark in Helsinki”? The answer to that, my friends, may need to wait until another day.  As for the shark?  That, too, is a tale for another day.

Daily Darwin – Spineroo Cowboy

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Darwin notes that little boys (age means nothing here) love nothing more than rockets, simulated bull riding, spinning in circles until their genomes hurt, wearing helmets and yelling “Yahoo!!”.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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