Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”
Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”
Finger lickin’ good.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Take 2:42 and enjoy a true adventure in Rube Goldberg ingenuity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlKy9JtTYxQ
Found on American Digest
Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch. He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Could this be the last product to proudly display the “Made In USA” logo? We make grass Flip Flops. They make Smart Phones and computers.
Here’s a new use for those old, dusty treadmills (AKA: Boat Anchors) inhabiting garages and spare bedrooms everywhere.
You can pick them up for pennies on the dollar and they are a perfect supplement for your home security plan.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Anybody seen Joe? Or Mary?
They say never bring a knife to a gun fight, but in Obama’s case, he even forgoes the knife.
Darwin thinks George has a point.