Need Healthcare? You might want to check your math.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
AGW – Wearing the Proof
Or maybe not. Bloomers or thong? Is the world better off?
ScienceFaire – Flashlight
Today, kiddies, your lesson is how to make a homemade “flashlight”. It’s true, though, you may not want to try this one at home.
Isn’t that the definition of oxymoron? Homemade? Don’t try at home? Hmm.
Murica – Couch Spuds
This fine group of couch dwellers are test spuds participating in a project to determine how long it will take robots to take over the world. Looks as if it has already been determined that the robo-usurpers weapon of choice is the French fry and 2 liter pop.
Winner, Winner – Chicken Dinner
When a man gets between another man and his chicken, there will be blood. Also murder and mayhem. No “Green Card” required. The USA Today reports, “Man killed for grabbing last piece of chicken, cops say“.
HOUSTON — One man is dead and another is accused of fatally stabbing him — all over a piece of chicken.
Reinaldo Cardoso Rivera, 38, of Houston was charged late last week with murder in connection with the Friday death of Darwin Perez Gonzalez, 34, of Houston.
Five men had been making dinner and drinking in an apartment in western Houston. But police said Rivera became angry when Gonzalez took the last piece of chicken.
An argument escalated into a fist fight that was taken out into the parking lot of the complex. Rivera then stabbed Gonzalez and fled the scene with the knife, police said.
Rivera later returned to the scene and admitted to police that he had stabbed Gonzalez. Rivera, whose case file says he is not a U.S. citizen, was arrested, charged and is being held in Harris County jail on $200,000 bond.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Cat
“Think your cat is plotting to kill you? Scientists say you could be right“, asks The Mirror.
New research claims that despite looking cute and harmless, the sparkle in your beloved cat’s eyes might is probably their killer instinct.
Researchers from the University of Edinburgh looked at the character traits of domestic pet cats and compared how similar their behaviour is to wildcats and big cats such as lions.
The study found that the different breeds had the same strong characteristics related to dominance, impulsiveness and neuroticism.
Compared with the snow leopard, the Scottish wildcat and the African lion, researchers found larger predators shared similar characteristics of aggression and neurotic behaviour to domestic cats.
Darwin notes that the little furry fucks will gladly sacrifice one of their nine lives to get you.
No Profiling Here
Do you think that this woman would get invited to the White House if she complained about being searched by Homeland Security??
Her “bag” is at least as appealing as “Clock-boys” bag of parts.
Rule Z – No Elevators
Never, ever, go into an elevator. In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs. One story, that’s it. No basements. No attics. Maybe no closets. Armoires are definitely out. Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Time to Play Lotto
Sometimes you know your luck is on a roll (rolling boulder pun intended) and it’s your day to play the lotto, head for the track, or find a nice dry seat in front of a slot machine. ‘Cause you are a winner today!
