Today’s Bacon – Girls With Bacon

Enough politics!  The debate last night was enough to gag a maggot.  So let’s move on to something good.  Like bacon!  Welcome to the first tasty morsel in the new category, “Girls With Bacon”.

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Hillary’s Gift Incentive for New Donors

As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”.  For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.

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For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.