Kathy Griffin. You Can Call Me Jeff, Or You Can Call Me J….

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Kathy Griffin.  My name is Jeffry Lane Flake.  Now you can call me Jeffry, or you can call me Jeff, or you can call me J, or you can call me JL.  You can even call me Jeffey, or Laney, or  Flakey.  Even Jeff L, or J Lane, or even JLF.  But you doesn’t ‘hasta’ call me “Feckless Cunt”.

**Ray J. Johnson

The Second Worst Location

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I don’t know about you, but at least the Rocket Scientists that designed this “Unicorn Inflationary Portal” chose the second worst location for it’s installation.  What do ya mean, ‘second worst’??   C’mon people!!  Use your imagination.  Wait for it…. Wait…. There you go!

Thanks Anon in MT

A Note To Sen. Jeff Flake Regarding Final Kavanaugh Vote

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Jeff.  You should be afraid…, very, very afraid of your new friends.  Not saying you lack testicular fortitude now, Senator, but if you don’t vote YES for Brett Kavanaugh, you’re guaranteed to catch a bad case of “Low T“.  So will you vote to keep your hair (among other things), or vote to look like Senator Chris Coons?

Sen. Jon Tester’s Montana “Deplorables” Moment

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Now we know what Montana’s Democratic Senator, Jon Tester, really thinks of Montanans that might disagree with him–who also, by the way, are his constituents that he is sworn to represent.  Jon thinks the good folks that attended Vice President Mike Pence’s rally are  “fake Montanans.”  Breitbart reports,

Luke Jackson, a campaign spokesman for Tester, said, “Maybe next time Vice President Pence comes to Montana he can spend some time meeting with real Montanans instead of swooping in to try to save Rosendale’s fledgling campaign.”

So not only does Jon Tester insult his constituents, but he’s promised to toe the party line and vote against confirming Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. Jon is going to support California’s Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, ‘Mad’ Maxine Waters, and ‘Pencil Neck’ Adam Schiff by using the Democrat Party weaponized, unproven, and unsubstantiated allegations that Kavanaugh sexually assaulted California psychology professor Christine Blasey Ford 36 years ago as the reason not to vote for him. Jon obviously prefers San Francisco values to Montana Values.  Instead,  just vote for Matt Rosendale and get back to “Real Montana Values” and send Jon Tester to San Francisco – back where he belongs.

Meet Jon Tester’s newest constituents….

Thanks Anon in MT