Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that if you had not been so stubborn and had listened to your wife when she told you to get cable, things would have worked out much better for your genomes. Happy wife, happy genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin, notes that one should never trust their genomes to a garage sale bullet proof vest. The end result will be you being planted like a tree. News6 Orlando has this story, “Florida man killed after asking if bulletproof vest works, police say“.
Police say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest “still worked” was fatally shot by his cousin.
A Tampa police report says Joaquin Mendez, 23, put on the vest late Saturday and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.”
Police say his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, pulled out a gun and responded, “Let’s see.”
Well, no, Joe. It doesn’t look like it works.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin points out correctly, that unless you have the Mountain Goat genome spliced into your own Human Genome this may be a drive to miss.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that you should listen to George Carlin because even he, himself, Darwin, could not have said it better.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin always chortles when he sees some fool exercising, especially when said fool’s genomes get crushed in a treadmill mishap.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin laughingly notes that sometime a genome having a really rotten day can survive to have a pretty good tomorrow.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
