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Charge Of The Snowboy Brigade
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Snow
Rode the three snowboys.
“Forward, the Snow Brigade!
Charge for the trees!” he said.
Into the valley of Snow
Rode the three snowboys,
And their trusty snow bears.
**Apologies to Lord Tennyson
The Charge of the Light Brigade
By Alfred, Lord Tennyson
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Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Merry Confiscation Day
Bernie “The Socialist Claws” Sanders and his Merry Imp, Alexandria, are coming for your stuff.
A Victorian Christmas – #Snowflakes Safe Spaces Required
There’s a whole lotta Goats, Frogs, and Dead Birds going on. Not to mention the creepy little Porcelain-looking Heads.
Awww!! Evil Clown Dog
You could, but why would you?
This pups ‘owner/groomer’ better be keeping his Life Alert subscription paid up to date, because if he falls and can’t get up… Well, he’s guaranteed to be toast. Err… call him Kibbles ‘n Bits, instead.
Holiday Bud
Led Zeppelin – “Dazed and Confused”
https://youtu.be/-rmtJ6-EY1E
Dear Santa… You ‘Effing Nudge
Thanks Anon in MT
Gonna Beat You Like A Red-headed Stepchild
Or maybe not so much…
That little ‘sweat flick’ though, will get you stomped by six sweaty bovine types the next time you step into a dark alley. Red-heads have a defective “enough is enough” gene that will soon cause their extinction, according to certain peer reviewed studies.