Or want. By the way, what’s the purpose of that hose? The one attached to the wall? And the toilet? The one with the seemingly flexible line?
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Hillary’s New Campaign Vehicle
Reporters discovered today that Hillary Clinton has upgraded her image by trading in her “so très 2000” Scooby van for a spiffy new bus. 
This new vehicle is said to not only be able to “give her image a real makeover” but also do double-dooty cleaning up after embarrassing misstatements.
Tea With Alice
Which pill am I supposed to request from Alice??
Past Performance Predicts….
It is said that “past performance predicts future behavior”. Sounds reasonable. So what might the passage of the ACA-ObamaCare teach us about the pending Iranian Nuclear Treaty?
Stool sample is too genteel. I’d call the deal a turd in a punchbowl.
A “Tail” of Three Cities
You can put the girl in the ghetto, but can you take the ghetto out of the girl?
Groucho’s Dog
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” Groucho Marx.
Daily Darwin – Ice capades
I wonder if this Darwin Wannabe thought this one up for himself??
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
