Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Receives “Turd in the Punchbowl” Honor For SOTU Performance

Bill Kristol – Still a Turd in the Punchbowl

Bill Kristol needs to get a life. As the New Yorker writes, “Bill Kristol Wanders the Wilderness of Trump World.

Democrat Eric Swalwell – Turd in a Punchbowl

Congratulations Congressman. Awarded for your performance on Friday night’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight” show you win this weeks’s ‘Turd in a Punchbowl’ Award for being a, well… really sludgy sort of person.

This “Turd in a Punchbowl” Award dumped on Rep. Eric Swalwell for his appearance on Tucker Carslson Tonight

Ted Cruz Wins the Golden Turd Award

Turd_Golden_AwardTed Cruz wins the Golden Turd Award for his performance as the “Turd In The Punchbowl” at last night’s Republican National Convention.

See The Business Insider for this tasty nugget, “‘Condemned to Republican hell’: Ted Cruz faces GOP knives for anti-Trump message at RNC speech“.

Republicans from all corners of the party scorned Ted Cruz on Wednesday night after the Texas senator delivered a speech before the Republican National Convention that not only failed to endorse nominee Donald Trump but implicitly encouraged audience members not to do so if it would violate Turd_Punchbowl_01their “conscience.”

“Cruz condemned to Republican hell,” conservative-news mogul Matt Drudge tweeted before placing a “HELL’S A-BURNIN'” banner on his popular website.