Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Receives “Turd in the Punchbowl” Honor For SOTU Performance

Bill Kristol – Still a Turd in the Punchbowl

Bill Kristol needs to get a life. As the New Yorker writes, “Bill Kristol Wanders the Wilderness of Trump World.

Democrat Eric Swalwell – Turd in a Punchbowl

Congratulations Congressman. Awarded for your performance on Friday night’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight” show you win this weeks’s ‘Turd in a Punchbowl’ Award for being a, well… really sludgy sort of person.

This “Turd in a Punchbowl” Award dumped on Rep. Eric Swalwell for his appearance on Tucker Carslson Tonight

Ted Cruz Wins the Golden Turd Award

Turd_Golden_AwardTed Cruz wins the Golden Turd Award for his performance¬†as the “Turd In The Punchbowl” at last night’s Republican National Convention.

See The Business Insider for this tasty nugget, “‘Condemned to Republican hell’: Ted Cruz faces GOP knives for anti-Trump message at RNC speech“.

Republicans from all corners of the party scorned Ted Cruz on Wednesday night after the Texas senator delivered a speech before the Republican National Convention that not only failed to endorse nominee Donald Trump but implicitly encouraged audience members not to do so if it would violate Turd_Punchbowl_01their “conscience.”

“Cruz condemned to Republican hell,” conservative-news mogul Matt Drudge tweeted before placing a “HELL’S A-BURNIN'” banner on his popular website.