Darwin says that there is nothing like a 30 yard long flying face plant and body slide to hone the rough edges off of the ol’ family gonads.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Seems like a pretty reasonable philosophy to me. Off with their pork. Or heads. Whatever…
Spoiler Alert: For the poor, unsafe students at the University of Missouri–Just Kidding. For you J-School wannabes, it’s called satire. Deal with it.
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Darwin says “Imagine if you will…”
Beetles in the belfry, or weasels in the Beetles. You decided.
Remember, always, what is really behind the mask.
Darwin says that sometimes the sky does fall. It’s guaranteed this Jihad i’s genome is now jam. Hey Abdullah, watch out for that mortar shell….
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Bill. No one gives a satisfying crap about your case of “Affluenza“. Other than the fact that your liberal guilt is going to make the rest of our standard of livings revert back to the “diurnal era“, we want nothing from you except a Windows version that works. So we’ll ‘prolly be seeing you mid-century with Windows 20.
Do to the most productive “drone spawning event” ever this year, Director Cousin Bubba has declared that Drone Season will begin immediately and run indefinitely — 24/7-365 for your hunting pleasure. And yes, road hunting from a vehicle and spotlighting are both allowed. And encouraged.
The Bow-netting and Spear-casting seasons will now run concurrently. Falconry is allowed at your own risk, but discouraged do to the large number of shotgunners participating this year.
Remember to take your vitamins everyday. Vitamin D is especially necessary for a healthy start to your day. And it’s really yummy!
