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‘The Food Supply Is Broken’

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Producers warn America is facing a ‘traditional protein’ shortage in Coronavirus era and that alternative sources may need to be used.

Breitbart–Toilet paper was the first product to disappear from retailers’ shelves at the start of the coronavirus outbreak in the United States, but the nation’s meat and poultry producers warn the strain on the supply chain could result in shortages and cost increases.

“The food supply chain is breaking,” John Tyson, chairman of Tyson Foods Inc., the largest U.S. meat producer, wrote in a blog posted on the company’s website:

This means one thing – the food supply chain is vulnerable. As pork, beef and chicken plants are being forced to close, even for short periods of time, millions of pounds of meat will disappear from the supply chain.

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CNN Blames Trump For Coronavirus Death

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CNN’s Jim Acosta reports, “It’s obvious to anyone that doesn’t wear a Red MAGA Hat, that if Trump hadn’t colluded with the Russians to cheat Hillary Clinton out of her inheritance and get elected President, his tweets wouldn’t have goaded the steamroller into attacking it’s operator and, thus, giving him a fatal case of Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus–one that couldn’t be cured by that fish tank cleaner, hydroxy…something or other, drug that Trump has been pushing… the very same one that he’s making money off of.”

**/sarc ‘n /snark

Creepy Joe Biden Has A Creepy New COVID-19 Mask

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Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People’s Hair

The Babylon Bee–Joe Biden has committed to wearing a mask in public to be a good example and to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Aides were disappointed and a little frightened, however, when Biden immediately cut a large hole in the middle of the mask so he could continue to invade people’s personal space and sniff their hair, necks, and faces.

Staffers usually don’t let Biden play with sharp objects, but he managed to find some safety scissors stashed behind the Metamucil in his campaign bus. Using the purple plastic scissors, he cut a large hole and then fitted the mask to his face, confident that he was protecting himself and others from the virus.

The Babylon Bee takes /sarc ‘n /snark to a whole ‘nuther level.