It’s being called a COVID-19 marriage of convenience.
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Conspiracy Theories – Boat Trails
NWO’s Caught Putting DiHydrogen Monoxide In City Reservoirs
Know Your Coronavirus Risk Factors
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**Found here.
CNN’s Mount Rushmore Trigger Warning
Footage Of Trump’s Patriotic Event At Mount Rushmore is Vewy, Vewy Scawey. Head To Your Safe Space, Snowflakes.
Babylon Bee—In a move to make sure its primary audience of dumb snowflake triggered sissy libs wasn’t scarred for life, CNN graciously broadcast a trigger warning ahead of its report on Trump’s “dangerously patriotic” speech in front of Mount Rushmore last week.
The message warned CNN’s dozens of viewers that they would soon see horrifying carvings of long-dead racist presidents, President Trump saying some words, and also some disturbing American flags. CNN anchors then encouraged viewers with any liberal relatives in the room to turn away for a few minutes so as not to melt instantly into a puddle of liberal tears.
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Oh Nooo’s! Not My Dick…
FakeNews CNN Reports: Another Innocent Black Man Shot By A Cop
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In The Land Of Tide Pod Challengers, The Trumptini Is King
Just make sure they are shaken, not stirred.
Every “SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED” James Bond Line (1962-2020)
And for relief after a wild night of shaken, not stirred Trumptini’s…